silverseal's definitions

Holland

Going to water to throw rocks and think alone.

I'm going to Holland. Leave me.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Bikeman

A person who can bicycle through thick urban areas skillfully who is paid in dinners for the purpose of a courier.

You need your shirt and it's at Bill's house? Have a bikeman get it. You have to pay him you know.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Utility Fixer

A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.

Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Highway Patrol

A hearty breakfast of eggs, scrambled with ground beef and other ingredients.

I'm about to have a job interview so I want Highway Patrol.

by silverseal September 18, 2011