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Definitions by shrimphead

pingponger 

Yo, Allen is a total pingponger so watch your hole homes.
pingponger by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
1. (n) a vagina in Colombia and some other Spanish-speaking countries; probably a short form of cucaracha

2. (n) genitalia; supposed to refer to a vagina but in English you can say it for a penis too because we own the universe and can do as we like
My cuca hurts.

Damn, bitch! I got scabs on my cuca now cuz you don't wash that stank-ass bush!
cuca by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

douchebomb 

A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.
Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.
douchebomb by shrimphead May 8, 2008

douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008

skankmeister 

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
skankmeister by shrimphead May 8, 2008
1 - (n) a dirty whore

2 - (n) a filthy, disgusting, smelly person (female but sometimes used for males)

3 - (v) a dance characterized by raising the knees and flailing the arms while bent over like you are ready for a huge dong in your ass and enjoying it; this dance is usually performed to ska music while smoking a joint

4 - (proper Noun) a Brazilian pop band with a reggae/ska influence; in recent years Skank (prounounced more like "skunky" by the Brazilians, has morphed into a more soft-rock band
1 - Yo, homes, that bitch be a skank. Don't get wit her.

2 - Liz and Lance are total skanks. I heard they don't even have no bath in that trailer park they lives in.

3 - Owen and Denise are skanking to the music and smokin' a blunt.

4 - I bought the new Skank CD but it's not like their old stuff.
skank by shrimphead May 8, 2008