14 definitions by shrimphead
Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.
by shrimphead May 09, 2008
(n) A wad of jizz in a glass of water, soda or alcohol or juice or other drinks intended to fool the drinker into consuming it
by shrimphead May 09, 2008
Hershey Squirts, watery fecal matter, esp. that which forms after a sweaty workout before showering.
by shrimphead March 30, 2009
1 - (n) a dirty whore
2 - (n) a filthy, disgusting, smelly person (female but sometimes used for males)
3 - (v) a dance characterized by raising the knees and flailing the arms while bent over like you are ready for a huge dong in your ass and enjoying it; this dance is usually performed to ska music while smoking a joint
4 - (proper Noun) a Brazilian pop band with a reggae/ska influence; in recent years Skank (prounounced more like "skunky" by the Brazilians, has morphed into a more soft-rock band
2 - (n) a filthy, disgusting, smelly person (female but sometimes used for males)
3 - (v) a dance characterized by raising the knees and flailing the arms while bent over like you are ready for a huge dong in your ass and enjoying it; this dance is usually performed to ska music while smoking a joint
4 - (proper Noun) a Brazilian pop band with a reggae/ska influence; in recent years Skank (prounounced more like "skunky" by the Brazilians, has morphed into a more soft-rock band
1 - Yo, homes, that bitch be a skank. Don't get wit her.
2 - Liz and Lance are total skanks. I heard they don't even have no bath in that trailer park they lives in.
3 - Owen and Denise are skanking to the music and smokin' a blunt.
4 - I bought the new Skank CD but it's not like their old stuff.
2 - Liz and Lance are total skanks. I heard they don't even have no bath in that trailer park they lives in.
3 - Owen and Denise are skanking to the music and smokin' a blunt.
4 - I bought the new Skank CD but it's not like their old stuff.
by shrimphead May 08, 2008
1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.
2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.
2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
by shrimphead May 07, 2008
by shrimphead May 09, 2008
1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body
2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis
3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis
3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead
2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.
3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.
3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
by shrimphead May 09, 2008
