shrek is our lord and saviour's definitions

ruby

a jewel that used to be in Minecraft but was replaced by emerald after the ruby faded away with the other half of the universe when thanos snapped his fingers

ruby: I don't feel so good

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

mining

the act of grabbing your diamond pickaxe and mining the diamonds, like a yeast

mining away, I don't know what to mine I'll mine this anyway

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

taco era

the era in which taco bell bought the world, the only thing taco bell didn't buy is swiper from dora the explorer, taco dora (because taco bell bought dora) and swiper had to destroy the contact and dab on the owner of taco bell. Please note: this was a past event that is why there is dabbing

I loved the taco era, my name used to be taco jimmy neutron

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018

sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

roblox guest

the living embodiment of yeastiness, it can yeast over everyone, the only one who can stop this madness is god himself, shrek

HELLA YEAST IT'S A ROBLOX GUEST

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

gene

the satin of the shrekian religion

gene from the emoji movie should die of ligma

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

32nd vietnam war

a war primarily based of fruuit cake which was used in the second Vietnam war to leave the patient in suspended motion for 76.7 years and a brain tumour, a cure was made eventually by jimmy neutron jr, the cure was called taco bell cake

I was in the 32nd Vietnam war, it was a real tough fight with that fruuit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018