shootandrun's definitions

anti-poon

One who deflects and repels attractive women.

Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.

by shootandrun August 4, 2007

rescission

A for-profit health insurance company's method of rewarding employees for finding ways to drop policyholders who have developed expensive conditions or have pre-existing medical conditions.

Winston had paid four hundred dollars a month for the last eight years - so he could have medical insurance. But because of his carrier's policy of rescission, he was dropped from his plan as soon as got sick.

by shootandrun October 6, 2009

Connecticut

A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.

synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas

1. The fire burning in the Amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of Connecitcut.

2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.

3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today.

by shootandrun July 10, 2007

cyber larva

Someone who surfs the web too much, so much in fact, that they have devolved into a pale gelatinous blob who can no longer lift themselves out of their chair. The cyber larva will have to eat by means of robotic feeding tube, and excrete by means of auto-cleaning bed pan or colostomy bag. The cyber larva's limbs will eventually diminish into nubbins, except for a very pronounced mouse clicking tentacle.

Eric used to be top of his class. He was also president of the chess club, volunteered down at the homeless shelter, and was top runner on the cross country team. The he became addicted to the internet. You wouldn't recognize him. He's become a cyber larva.

by shootandrun April 18, 2008

marriage dropping

kid

This woman squeezed past us in the supermarket, three marriage droppings trailing along behind her.

by shootandrun November 4, 2013

baby backdraft

During a tantrum: the dreadful pause that follows a baby's initial scream, as it sucks back more air, to release, an even louder, longer, more ear piercing shriek.

I was just settling into my seat on the plane, when a disgruntled baby nearby let loose with a blood curdling wail. Then came the baby backdraft. It took in a huge gulp of air. I sat helplessly in that half second of calm, waiting for the deafening howl to fill the cabin.

by shootandrun October 17, 2010

dish douche

One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.

Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.

by shootandrun October 11, 2009