shootandrun's definitions

text-hole

Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.

1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.

2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.

by shootandrun August 17, 2007

updowngrade

The decline in quality or loss of useful functions when a piece of software is upgraded.

This new Mac operating system really sucks. The calculator app doesn't work, the audio files won't play... this is a total updowngrade.

by shootandrun March 12, 2016

embryocracy

A society that caters exclusively to the unborn. In an embryocracy, fetuses and embryos get all the privileges and rights, while the rest of us (the born) become second class citizens.

Laws are being passed to give personhood to fetuses. But children living in poverty can't get proper health care or education. Our nation is becoming an embryocracy.

by shootandrun January 15, 2012

un-think tank

An organization that devises ways of consolidating power among the elite, by reducing Americans' ability to think.

All these false rumors about health care? They're turning ordinary citizens into screaming angry mobs. This is obviously the work of some sinister un-think tank.

by shootandrun August 20, 2009

maybe-perhaps

The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".

person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.

by shootandrun October 8, 2009

blue teeth

A gathering of people with those blue tooth devices sticking out of their heads.

There must have been at least twenty blue teeth at that pretentious restaurant.

by shootandrun October 29, 2007

Al Cowda

An terrorist group run by cows.

Did you hear about the rotten cheese bomb that exploded in
Arkadelphia? Sent dozens to the hospital. Definitely bears the hallmark of Al Cowda.

by shootandrun July 31, 2009