urinography

The craft of writing or drawing with your pee.

Jenkins was talented in the art of urinography. Last week, after the big snowstorm, he unzipped , dropped his trousers, and wrote a love poem to his girlfriend in a snowbank.

by shootandrun October 29, 2009

oscaritis

When a film director directs a film with the intention of winning an Oscar rather than making a good film.

I saw Wolf of Wall Street last weekend, and Martin Scorsese has a case of Oscaritis. The performances are painfully Oscary, and the flashy, unoriginal technique (a rip off of Scorsese's Good Fellas) was like being hit over the head with an Oscar. Definite case of advanced Oscaritis.

by shootandrun January 22, 2014

text-hole

Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.

1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.

2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.

by shootandrun August 17, 2007

blue teeth

A gathering of people with those blue tooth devices sticking out of their heads.

There must have been at least twenty blue teeth at that pretentious restaurant.

by shootandrun October 29, 2007

maybe-perhaps

The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".

person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.

by shootandrun October 08, 2009

un-think tank

An organization that devises ways of consolidating power among the elite, by reducing Americans' ability to think.

All these false rumors about health care? They're turning ordinary citizens into screaming angry mobs. This is obviously the work of some sinister un-think tank.

by shootandrun August 20, 2009

Al Cowda

An terrorist group run by cows.

Did you hear about the rotten cheese bomb that exploded in
Arkadelphia? Sent dozens to the hospital. Definitely bears the hallmark of Al Cowda.

by shootandrun July 31, 2009