shomesomethin's definitions

mattressback

A slang term for a prostitute,; a woman who makes a living on her back.

A mattressback spends as much time as possible on her back, making money.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

bitchbath

bitchbath is a bath taken in a bathroom without a tub or shower, with a sink and paper towels, targeting the armpits and ctotchal region of a male or female.

Dude #1: Hey, lets stop in at that bar for a drink, it looks crowded, like it's crawlin with women !
Dude #2: Okay but first go back to that gas station so I can take a quick bitchbath, I stink somethin fierce !
Dude #1: Alright, but make it fast !

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Traintrack

What the train rides on... a slang term for a woman who gets a train pulled on her, or has sex with one guy after another after another and so on and so forth.

She got gang-banged last night man ... she got rode like a traintrack.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Dogpatch

dogpatch, or "the patch" is a poor part of Kansas City, Mo.
located just south of Truman road at Blue Ridge blvd. it is a trailer park on the side of a steep hill.
A drug infested community.

The best dope in town is in dogpatch.

by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

burnt offerings

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.

I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

pigsty

A pigsty is a police station, where all the pigs hang out. Also called copshop.

Dude, stay away from the area of Truman and Noland, that's where the pigsty is.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Cum dumpster

A girl who is an easy lay, who is often a drug addict, who men use only as a way to get their rocks off, having no other interest whatsoever than sex.

Pam is addicted to meth so bad that many dealers use her for a cum dumpster.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010