Chevy

Like a rock the only way it moves is by rolling it down a hill.

Chevy...like a rock!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Dodge

If you are gonna ram it DODGE RAM IT!

You can stay home and STROKE it while I go over to her place and RAM it.

by Shorty July 25, 2004

turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

Muphin Shite Knut

Crappy computer. Shite is rarely used.

Dammit MUPHIN KNUUUUT!

by Shorty September 20, 2003