Definitions by shitty Nicko
piss rifle
The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
piss rifle by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
great personality
when reffering to a man: A man who is down to earth, caring, thoughtfull, laidback,etc
reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
great personality by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
Top hat, to stick ones dick into
A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
Top hat, to stick ones dick into by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
Director's commentry
1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx
2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
on the films events,storyline,special fx
2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...
Director's commentry by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
wife beater
A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.
The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?
Nah, give us the usual.
Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
Nah, give us the usual.
Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
wife beater by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
Gentleman of the road
A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.
In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?
Gentleman of the road by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
fly's eyes
fly's eyes by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004