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Definitions by shitty Nicko

wolf bagging 

When engagein in anal sex, the man waits until hes just seconds away from jizzing before ramming his fingers down his girl/boyfriends throat.This causes his victim to retch,and consequently tightens up the splinchter.This effect whilst cuming would feel quite good,I predict.
Oh Brian,lets get busy now the kids are having lunch,nnnyyeeeeaaasss!!

OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy
wolf bagging by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

great personality

when reffering to a man: A man who is down to earth, caring, thoughtfull, laidback,etc

reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
Why wont you go out with my friend? She has a great personality!

Exactly,now fuck off!
great personality by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

Top hat, to stick ones dick into 

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

Director's commentry

1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx

2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...
Director's commentry by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

Gentleman of the road 

A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.

In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?

wife beater

A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.

The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?

Nah, give us the usual.

Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
wife beater by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

fly's eyes 

the act of pushing one's ball bag through the buttoned hole at the front of mens boxer shorts
try it at home in front of mirror / girlfriend's pairents
fly's eyes by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004