Empty Sack Syndrome: After a long day of "self dicipline" infront of a few porn DVD's, the bloke goes to have one last one before going to sleep. He is suffering from ESS if all he manages to conjure forth is a grunt and a wince.
No need for a joe-bag love, got a lend of Charlies Anal's of one of the lads and ive got a bad case of ESS!
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
When engagein in anal sex, the man waits until hes just seconds away from jizzing before ramming his fingers down his girl/boyfriends throat.This causes his victim to retch,and consequently tightens up the splinchter.This effect whilst cuming would feel quite good,I predict.
Oh Brian,lets get busy now the kids are having lunch,nnnyyeeeeaaasss!!
OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy
OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".
A woman with great personality
A woman with great personality
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.
Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?
Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004