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1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls
2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate
3)A collection of cindy crawfords
2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate
3)A collection of cindy crawfords
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
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The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
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reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
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