wolf bagging

When engagein in anal sex, the man waits until hes just seconds away from jizzing before ramming his fingers down his girl/boyfriends throat.This causes his victim to retch,and consequently tightens up the splinchter.This effect whilst cuming would feel quite good,I predict.

Oh Brian,lets get busy now the kids are having lunch,nnnyyeeeeaaasss!!

OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

fly's eyes

the act of pushing one's ball bag through the buttoned hole at the front of mens boxer shorts

try it at home in front of mirror / girlfriend's pairents

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

walking the plank

When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.

Sorry about the new rug,I had to walk the plank and I triped a little

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

fallen off her bike

A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.

The 28th of May'hem,rag week.

I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!

Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!

by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004

cunt wank

A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.

Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in

by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004

Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.

Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004