shitty Nicko's definitions
An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.
Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?
Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006
Get the Mexican picnicmug. The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
Get the piss riflemug. A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.
In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
Get the Gentleman of the roadmug. Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"
Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
Get the sleeping policemanmug. When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
Get the walking the plankmug. when reffering to a man: A man who is down to earth, caring, thoughtfull, laidback,etc
reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
Get the great personalitymug. When engagein in anal sex, the man waits until hes just seconds away from jizzing before ramming his fingers down his girl/boyfriends throat.This causes his victim to retch,and consequently tightens up the splinchter.This effect whilst cuming would feel quite good,I predict.
Oh Brian,lets get busy now the kids are having lunch,nnnyyeeeeaaasss!!
OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy
OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
Get the wolf baggingmug.