sheila in the car's definitions

Nanasecond

The time it takes your grandmother to criticize you.

It took my Nana a Nanasecond to tell me I should be married by now.

by sheila in the car December 23, 2018

float rider

descriptive term which provides the highest form of praise for the beauty of a young woman

Paul's girlfriend was a float rider , his sister was not.

by sheila in the car June 7, 2009

business finger

descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...

Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....

by sheila in the car January 22, 2010

froom

A lintlike substance found in one's bellybutton

I have been plagued with froom ever since the third grade.

by sheila in the car November 23, 2007

out of the big bed

term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....

(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)

After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....

by sheila in the car October 6, 2009

f.b.i.

An anacronym for the term "free balling it",it is shorthand for a male's decision to go sans swaddling or minus his u-trou...

When he realized he was out of clean underwear,Carl decided to go f.b.i.

by sheila in the car January 12, 2010

scoop du jour

Scoop of the day...a take off on the oft seen menu term "soup du jour "

For the scoop du jour and all the latest photos of celebrities one just has to get on social media

by sheila in the car March 1, 2018