Definitions by sheila in the car
Irish math
Seamus relied on Irish math to:
a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.
b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding
a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.
b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding
Irish math by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
scholarship
Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night
scholarship by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
where the monkey put the whistle
curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...
where the monkey put the whistle by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
adult skittle
pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:
1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
adult skittle by sheila in the car May 8, 2009
cobe disease
meaning "Coming Out Both Ends"
non medical term for the symptoms which arise from engaging in the excesses of mexican fare and tequila...
non medical term for the symptoms which arise from engaging in the excesses of mexican fare and tequila...
cobe disease by sheila in the car April 26, 2009
shovel ready
Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort
After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
shovel ready by sheila in the car April 5, 2009
homeboozed
Having a parent or parents who would rather you and your friends drink under their roof than outside the home where they can't supervise you or join in....
homeboozed by sheila in the car March 31, 2009