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wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)
Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.
by Shawn B. June 21, 2003
mugGet the wind-up dollmug.

to call them as one sees them

A statement meaning that one is not recalcitrant about speaking his/her/its mind.
Me- Shandeekinia is an idiot.

RatchetBoo- That's harsh, Shawn.

Me- But she's 29 years old and still in Pre-Algebra! The only thing she can do is get laid and back that fat, flabby thing up into a 50-Cent wannabe's face.

RatchetBoo- Well, you certainly call them as you see them, missy :P
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
mugGet the to call them as one sees themmug.

Chist

Spanish for 'crap', 'dang', or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.
1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!

2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!
by Shawn B. May 6, 2003
mugGet the Chistmug.

Vash The Stampede

Donut-eating crybaby pacifist from Trigun.... gotta love him!
I just want to hug him and squeeze and kiss him and snuggle him.... ack, Shawn getta hold of yourself!
by Shawn B. August 17, 2003
mugGet the Vash The Stampedemug.

Yusuke Urameshi

Main character of Yuu Yuu Hakusho; a little ghetto boy who gets hit by a car so that another little boy can live. He meets up with Botan, the Grim Reaper, who eventually hepls him come back to life. Once he's alive again, Yusuke becomes a Spirit Detective, helping Botan and Koenma find bad guys from other worlds.
by Shawn B. November 2, 2003
mugGet the Yusuke Urameshimug.

Meat and Potatoes

Tasty food, unlike the crap they serve in high school cafeterias eveywhere.
Fat Tub Of Goo- Gimme some meat and potatoes
by Shawn B. April 2, 2003
mugGet the Meat and Potatoesmug.

Space-Cadet

Someone who just spaces out all the time, usually when they should be doing something productive instead.
I was a Space-Cadet in history class, so I missed all the assignments and I'm going fail this stupid course!
by Shawn B. April 2, 2003
mugGet the Space-Cadetmug.

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