Dumb Ed

The dumbest of the three main characters from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. He likes to read comics and he is always getting beat up by his fat-lipped sister Sarah.

Dumb Ed also gives us some on the funniest quotes from said cartoon:
''Gravy!''
''Slide on the soap... slide on the soap...slide on the soap...slide on the soap...''
''Cafe au lait!''
''One plus one equals one on a bun!"

by Shawn B. September 22, 2003

Der Junkfüdfest

Also known as the day after halloween; on this day, you wolf down the candy got trick-or-treating/robbing little kids. If you're not careful, you could wind up sick or fat, so celebrate wisely!

RatchetBoo celebrated Der Junkfüdfest by wolfing down 6 mini-bags of M&Ms in .039 seconds.

by Shawn B. November 02, 2003

Wall-humper

Someone who humps walls

Lil Kurt is a wall-humper.

by Shawn B. May 06, 2003

The Last Day of School

The best frikkin day of the entire school year; it symbolizes 3 months of freedom from idiot classmates, homework, and crackmonkey security guards.

Everybody can enjoy the last day of school, from little preschoolers to collegs students.

by Shawn B. June 02, 2003

UrbanChauvinism

The common assumption that most UrbanDictionary authors are male. Well, surprise, gentlemen, that's not true! A lot of the better definitions here come from female authors, to be honest.

Nearly everyone here thinks that RatchetBoo's male, but it's really a female. Yes, I said *FEMALE*! That's right, let it soak in those EverQuest-ravaged brains of yours!

by Shawn B. November 23, 2003

childish

See Ellen, Project Pekingese, and soccer mom

I hate childish people, especially if they are authority figures.

by Shawn B. April 03, 2003

Haxor

One who uses leet and/or hacks into people's computers. Known for their abandonment of proper spelling and grammar.

Haxors are destroying the English language as we speak!

by Shawn B. May 16, 2003