shannon's definitions

eve 6

3 hot guys who can jam it up baby...best band EVER

im going to have a huge orgy with the members (jon,max,tony) of eve 6.

by shannon April 2, 2004

Wisconsin

The state where girls drink shit beer better than guys from any other state can drink water...and where we somehow make money exporting the beer we think is too shitty to drink to poor college students in Boston...and then the Wisconsin girls go drink it there!

We drink like we're from Wisconsin, we talk like we're from Jersey, and we fuck like rabbits.

by Shannon December 16, 2003

cury

the person in the 3 sum group that is the coolest

of the 3 cury is the best

by shannon December 22, 2003

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by shannon January 8, 2004

Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.

That bitch is a scoochie.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

dinge queen

One who likes to have sex with black transvestites.

Madonna is a real dinge queen.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004