cunt cork

I needed some more cunt corks,so I went to Walgreens.

by shannon January 20, 2004

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peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!

Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!

by Shannon September 10, 2004

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poepoe

cop.. pig.. police officer... and dick face that works for law inforcement

the fuckin poepoe threw us out and was a dick face

by shannon November 07, 2004

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Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.

1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.

by Shannon September 09, 2003

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