Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.
1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.
by Shannon September 9, 2003
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pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic
when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking
by shannon January 8, 2004
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plume butt

A continuos rank shit smelling fart that comes in a constant cloud. Can be silent or extremely loud.
Joey's plume butt made the car reek for hours.
by Shannon March 13, 2005
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peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!
Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!
by Shannon September 9, 2004
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Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.
That bitch is a scoochie.
by SHANNON January 13, 2004
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woo-woo girl

girl who wears really tragic outfits but thinks she is really stylish; as in, fashion police, woo-woo!
what the heck is woo-woo girl wearing today? shes a perfect candidate for What not to Wear
by shannon October 31, 2004
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facker

Joking way of calling someone a mother fucker
Facker! I hate you!
by Shannon June 17, 2004
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