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Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music
by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005
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heaven

An imaginary place inhabited by Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and superman.
Hey I'm in heaven....look it't the tooth fairy....oh and god
by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005
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Helter Skelter

1. A Kick ass Beatles song about an amusement park ride.

2. Charles Manson's messed up belief that the world would end with a race war between blacks and whites where the blacks would kill all of the whites(Except for Manson and his "family" who would be hiding in the bottomless pit by then). Manson states that the problem with the blacks in control is that they wouldn't know what to do because all they've ever known how to do was what "whitey" tole 'em to. So they would seek out Charlie in the bottomless pit and make him king of the world.

3.Pure and total chaos.
1.
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.
Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

2."Blackie won't know what to do after he's killed whitey, so he'll seek us out. When he finds us he'll be like 'massah, we don't know what to do' and I'll take blackie by the hand and rub his wooley little head and say 'it'll all be okay' and they'll make me their king." ~Charles Manson~

3.After the tickle me elmo hit the shelves it was all Helter Skelter in the shopping centers
by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005
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Bill Clinton

okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...
by Sgt. Pepper March 9, 2007
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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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Mall Goth

Damn kids. They usually hate corporations and the machine...or the man...so they topple the corporations, the man, and the machine by going to hot topic and BUYING...yes BUYING a $40.00 anarchy t-shirt.......I know...it makes no sense.
DAMN THESE MALL GOTHS...damn them to hell.
by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005
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Ram

Paul McCartney cd. Includes such famous songs as Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey. Very good cd.
Ram rocks and so do Paul McCartney and the Beatles!!!!
by Sgt. Pepper March 2, 2005
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