Buying Greenland

1) An absurd or bizarre idea.

2) An expression describing the behavior of a person whose mental faculties have left them.
When the president says things like, "I'm the King of Israel!", just know that he's really just Buying Greenland.
by seudokode August 22, 2019
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Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplikin qualifies.
The weight of the massive Trump Bum sunk the Red Wave, hilarious!
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Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplican qualifies for this title!
The massive Trump Bum sunk the expected Red Wave, hilarious!
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Steaming Trump Pile

The feeling of disappointment and shame when you look back over your shoulder discovering the trail you left on your carpet. A synonym for the gift left in your yard by the neighbor's dobermann, which often results in that stink on the bottom of your shoe.
Watch out for the Steaming Trump Pile in your front yard, otherwise you might regret it!
by seudokode November 07, 2020
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S.T.P.

Steaming Trump Pile, an especially fresh, enormous pile of mammalian feces from a large dog, bull, cow, or a random jogger.
Dodge the S.T.P. on your run today. It's getting deep out there.
by seudokode October 10, 2021
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Trumping

Bullying, especially of someone who is weaker, disabled, elderly, of mixed race or ethnic background.
"Don's a real trumping jerk of a boss. He posted Louise on the conveyor belt to load trucks after she came back from recovery for her hip replacement. He joked that she should be thankful that he was testing the bionic woman's durability."
by seudokode January 09, 2019
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Trumpin' Uglies

1) Suppressing the reporting of sexual indiscretions through bribery or extortion to further career advancement.

2) Committing a felony to hide evidence of a misdemeanor.
Did you hear that Ronald was arrested? He was caught Trumpin' Uglies. Apparently he tried to bribe the guard that caught him in flagrante delicto with his secretary in the bathroom.
by seudokode January 19, 2019
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