sergio's definitions

x box

1. An oversized piece of crap that can be compared to oversized/huge buildings and objects.

2. A huge console that is only good for 2 games...halo and fable

3. Console that wouldent exist and would have made Bill Gates bankrupt if halo werent made for the console.

4. Wtf is this ?

Person 1: wow thats a big turd!

Person 2: omg your right thats the biggest x box ive ever seen!!

by Sergio April 5, 2005

cyber

a ridiculous way to masturbate/finger yourself and most importantly waste time because you are desperate and cant get any girls/guys

Girl: im taking my clothes off now, and now im reaching in my pants

Guy: wow all these words are turning me on...i feel so loved....

by Sergio April 5, 2005

ho

slang term for hot girls who are sluts

She just had sex with 8 guys...at the same time!, what a ho!

by Sergio April 5, 2005

money

1. can buy you basically anything you need...well almost everything

2. also can be used in the form of a synonym to good, cool, fresh, bad ass, awsome, sweet, etc.

3. it makes the world go round

Person 1: Yo look at my new ride!

Person 2: That shit is money!!

by Sergio April 5, 2005

smurf n a pancake

it was used in olden times when lords and ladies presented offerings to the king. A smurf, in one hand, and a pancake in the other. the king would often accept the gifts and keep the smurf as a pet. They are also known as ankle biters.

before presenting the king with a smurf n a pancake, it got loose and bit my ankle

by sergio November 28, 2004

schmed

a cigarette; a smoke

Give me a schmed.

by Sergio February 28, 2004

Kaori

Something of extreme cuteness; extremely adorable; lovely and cute at the same time.

Wow, she sure is Kaori--look how cute and pretty she is.

by Sergio January 21, 2003