Definitions by senthurmanz
Culture
A cult that nobody voluntarily wants, so its forced upon by others. In other words, culture easily breeds an toxic environment where everyone is "friendly", yet secretly hates each other based on social class, wealth, education,etc.
Culture by senthurmanz December 31, 2017
Papa Johns
A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.
Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
Papa Johns by senthurmanz November 3, 2017
Drinking Age
Drinking Age by senthurmanz October 31, 2017
Organic Chemistry
A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.
Organic Chemistry by senthurmanz October 24, 2017
Asian Parents
The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.
Asian Parents by senthurmanz October 19, 2017
Spiderman
Person 1: Can't wait to see homecoming!
Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.
Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.
Spiderman by senthurmanz October 18, 2017
Pre-Med
A choice that people should avoid unless they could easily balance the number of hours studying, as well as the hours volunteering at a hospital, being involved in school clubs, etc. If you get easily overwhelmed, this shouldn't be a career choice for you.
Person 1: How bad is Pre-Med?
Person 2: Enough that poor students get hammered by organic chemistry, physics, and other hardcore classes. If they fail to get into med school, they're fucked.
Person 2: Enough that poor students get hammered by organic chemistry, physics, and other hardcore classes. If they fail to get into med school, they're fucked.
Pre-Med by senthurmanz October 16, 2017