speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
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Organic Chemistry

A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.
Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.

Person 2: Smart man.
by senthurmanz October 24, 2017
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retail

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.
Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."
by senthurmanz June 15, 2018
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disneyfication

What Disney has essentially done to both the Marvel and Star Wars universe; ignore making an interesting plot and characters, but instead turning movies into a cash-grab with cgi-filled effects. Which sucks considering how much they've done with their Pixar films.
Person 1: I've heard Disney acquired Fox entertainment; how's that going to work out.

Person 2: The same as before with disneyfication; ruin something for the sake of money.
by senthurmanz April 23, 2018
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Organic Chemistry

The literal definition of hell. Those who take it will begin to question their major and thus opt out for finance or engineering, which aren't bad choices. For the rest of those who continue, they will become broken by the time they do organic chemistry 2.
Person 1: "Have Organic Chemistry next year. Nice!"

Person 2: "Wait until you get into shapes, then you will truly understand the definition of hell."
by senthurmanz April 19, 2018
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Administration

The worst part of a job. Heck, even administration is a pain in the ass for both doctors and nurses at a hospital.
Hospital Administration: "I'm sorry Dr. Ryan, but you need to work more efficiently from now on."

Dr. Ryan: "You pieces of shit, have you ever worked in heathcare?"
by senthurmanz May 12, 2017
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dorm

A college style jail cell that you'll simply want to get out of, for reasons such as:

1. Ridiculous prices that will probably increase for no reason whatsoever.
2. Bathroom that is nasty.
3. Suitemates that will eventually become annoying as hell to deal with.
4. Shit wifi.
5. "Quiet Hours". Yes, this is a thing considering the purpose of college dorms.
6. No privacy.

With all of that being said, please do yourself a great favor in both sanity and savings by getting an apartment, with "sane" people. If you prefer to save even a greater chunk and have good grades, then consider commuting.
Person 1: "I'm finally excited to move into a dorm! Freedom at last!"

Person 2. "That's what they all say, until you're first month ends. Then your dorm becomes a living hell."
by senthurmanz February 20, 2017
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