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Nurse

Most underappreciated health profession, as indicated by the ridiculous staff ratios in hospitals. Without them, patients are screwed.
Person 1: I can't believed it! Went to the hospital today, and instead got a nurse practitioner to help me. How dare they!

Person 2: How about you stfu. They actually know their shit.
by senthurmanz May 8, 2017
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disneyfication

What Disney has essentially done to both the Marvel and Star Wars universe; ignore making an interesting plot and characters, but instead turning movies into a cash-grab with cgi-filled effects. Which sucks considering how much they've done with their Pixar films.
Person 1: I've heard Disney acquired Fox entertainment; how's that going to work out.

Person 2: The same as before with disneyfication; ruin something for the sake of money.
by senthurmanz April 23, 2018
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speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
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Organic Chemistry

A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.
Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.

Person 2: Smart man.
by senthurmanz October 24, 2017
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Engineering

A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.
Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."

Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."
by senthurmanz February 22, 2018
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dorm

A college style jail cell that you'll simply want to get out of, for reasons such as:

1. Ridiculous prices that will probably increase for no reason whatsoever.
2. Bathroom that is nasty.
3. Suitemates that will eventually become annoying as hell to deal with.
4. Shit wifi.
5. "Quiet Hours". Yes, this is a thing considering the purpose of college dorms.
6. No privacy.

With all of that being said, please do yourself a great favor in both sanity and savings by getting an apartment, with "sane" people. If you prefer to save even a greater chunk and have good grades, then consider commuting.
Person 1: "I'm finally excited to move into a dorm! Freedom at last!"

Person 2. "That's what they all say, until you're first month ends. Then your dorm becomes a living hell."
by senthurmanz February 20, 2017
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Drinking Age

Something that is retarded in the United States. You can thank Reagan and MADD for that.
"The Drinking Age is 19 in Canada, which is acceptable. Here it's 21 because conservatism.
by senthurmanz October 31, 2017
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