senthurmanz's definitions

Fast and the Furious

A street racing series that used to be all about racing. and actually had focus on the fans. However, once "Fast and Furious" was made, everything about the series did a flip, now only focusing on action and explosions that would make Michael Bay proud. In essence, the car series has become a cash cow.

Person 1: Goddamn, I hear the new Fast and the Furious movie is coming tomorrow!

Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?

by senthurmanz April 25, 2017

Asian Parents

The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.

Person 1: Heard that John cut ties with his parents.

Person 2: Yup, Asian Parents.

by senthurmanz October 19, 2017

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

Nurse

Most underappreciated health profession, as indicated by the ridiculous staff ratios in hospitals. Without them, patients are screwed.

Person 1: I can't believed it! Went to the hospital today, and instead got a nurse practitioner to help me. How dare they!

Person 2: How about you stfu. They actually know their shit.

by senthurmanz May 8, 2017

Engineering

A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.

Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."

Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."

by senthurmanz February 22, 2018

Drinking Age

Something that is retarded in the United States. You can thank Reagan and MADD for that.

"The Drinking Age is 19 in Canada, which is acceptable. Here it's 21 because conservatism.

by senthurmanz October 31, 2017

Organic Chemistry

The literal definition of hell. Those who take it will begin to question their major and thus opt out for finance or engineering, which aren't bad choices. For the rest of those who continue, they will become broken by the time they do organic chemistry 2.

Person 1: "Have Organic Chemistry next year. Nice!"

Person 2: "Wait until you get into shapes, then you will truly understand the definition of hell."

by senthurmanz April 19, 2018