Worst Teacher Award

Given to a teacher who keeps assigning work to seniors even though they got a week of school left.

Teacher M: Even though you are tired as hell from exams, I'm still going to give you stuff to do.

Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............

Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......

by senthurmanz May 23, 2016

retail

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.

Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."

by senthurmanz June 12, 2018

Asian Parents

The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.

Person 1: Heard that John cut ties with his parents.

Person 2: Yup, Asian Parents.

by senthurmanz October 19, 2017