selvol's definitions

YAPENYIN

"Your Opinion".
When Spoken in the Language of "Ebonics".

Negro 1:
Yo Tyrone, whats YAPENYIN on the new girl in school.
Negro 2:
She look Good.

by selvol August 18, 2012

DirtSearch

The act of Searching Public Records, looking for any "Dirt" on a person. All this is done For Free At DirtSearch.org. Where The most Comprehensive Public Record Searches are Done FREE of Charge. DirtSearch Had Established them Selves as the Premier Public Records Search Engine on the Internet. Covering Every State in the United States with over 4,500 data Sources and Counting.

DirtSearch.org

Student 1:
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"

Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"

by selvol December 19, 2012

Cantpassthepipeilis

A condition that effects an oil pipe smoker when smoking with others (usually after a period of non-use) when after taking a hit, find they cannot seem to pass the pipe to the next smoker unless and until every hit available has been taken. Once the bowl is cashed the smoker realizes they've just suffered a case of cantpassthepipeilis and must now explain this to the other oil smokers now awaiting their turn.

"Oops sorry, the oil pipe is now empty due to my case of cantpassthepipeilis."

Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"

by selvol August 17, 2012

Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse

While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.

by selvol August 10, 2014