selfimportantsht's definitions

IMF

Inept mother fuckers

The IMF was established in 1944 in the aftermath of the Great Depression

by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022

Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.

Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.

by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020

vagilysis

Analysis founded on the basis of "because: vagina"

After thorough vagilysis of his words, Amelia concluded that Brad's description of electrical circuits was indeed mansplaining.

by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020

Espretentio

A language invented and used by pretentious people as if there wasn't enough languages to start with.

A: Hi my name is Kyle and I speak Espretentio

B: You are pretentious! Aren't you

by selfimportantsht October 12, 2019

Lib

Little Intolerable Bitches

The libs use democracy to undermine the majority

by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022

Bad-idea-to-call-her

Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.

Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.

by selfimportantsht January 19, 2021

Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020