sebastian crucial's definitions

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

bro

The verb from of the commonly used noun bro. Means to borrow or to give and take freely, as one bro would from another.

bro1:"Yo, dude can I bro a dollar?"
bro2:"Ye, bro!"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Bro vs. Wade

When bros don’t use protection for sex.

“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

heshies

Like, props but related to the skateboarding world, especially old school.

Bro1:"Holy shit, Did you just land that Boneless Frontside 180 Finger Flip?"
Bro2:"Chyeah suckah"
Bro1:"Damn bro, heshies."

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

bro in the dark

A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.

“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Brohirrim

Bros who are way into Lord of the Rings.

"Taylor is such a brohirrim, you can't even quote the movies without him correcting you"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Yo Booty

A phrase commonly used to attract a babe's attention. If yelled in inner city RVA it will make girls will turn and look like its their name.

"Matt saw some hot scene sluts after the ETID show, so he leaned out of the car window and yelled 'Yo Booty!' and got one of thier numbers"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006