ofb

1. Online Flirt buddy. One with whom one has some degree of cybersex.
A common four-letter word starting with F is frequently substituted for Flirt.

Her OFB got cold feet when he heard she was coming to town.

by scotte61 September 17, 2008

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

by scotte61 December 16, 2010

wrecktify

The opposite of rectify. To take an otherwise okay situation and turn it into a complete train wreck.

I wouldn't have thought I like drama in my life, but given the way I wrecktify happy situations, I must.

by scotte61 September 06, 2007

middled

What something does after the end of the start and before the start of the end.

2009 started great, middled lousy, and ended on an up note.

by scotte61 December 31, 2009

Tequilust

The alcohol-fueled lust that causes you to drunk-dial or drunk-text someone, even when you know you shouldn't.

I was overcome with tequilust last night and I texted my ex. Bad, bad idea.

by scotte61 October 11, 2012

hogfather

To change the image of a person from frightening/evil into a cuddly/cute/family-appropriate equivalent, keeping much of the form but none of the substance. Derived from the title character in the Terry Pratchett book, "Hogfather", who starts out as a symbol of barbaric executions and ends up as an equivalent to Santa Claus

Have you seen the Darth Vader Christmas Ornaments? That is some brutal hogfathering, right there.

by scotte61 November 06, 2014