hogfather

To change the image of a person from frightening/evil into a cuddly/cute/family-appropriate equivalent, keeping much of the form but none of the substance. Derived from the title character in the Terry Pratchett book, "Hogfather", who starts out as a symbol of barbaric executions and ends up as an equivalent to Santa Claus

Have you seen the Darth Vader Christmas Ornaments? That is some brutal hogfathering, right there.

by scotte61 November 06, 2014

festish

A combination of "festive" and "fetish", implying a holiday theme to non-vanilla adult fun.

We spent the whole weekend indulging in festish fun: Sex in a Santa suit, Pilgrim porn, Easter Bunny boffing.

by scotte61 October 27, 2010

Cliffbanger

The explosion that hack TV writers use to create suspense in a season finale.

I wonder who will die in the cliffbanger, this year?

by scotte61 May 16, 2012

wrecktify

The opposite of rectify. To take an otherwise okay situation and turn it into a complete train wreck.

I wouldn't have thought I like drama in my life, but given the way I wrecktify happy situations, I must.

by scotte61 August 29, 2007

OFB

Online Flirt buddy. One with whom one has some degree of cybersex.
A common four-letter word starting with F is frequently substituted for Flirt.

Her OFB got cold feet when he heard she was coming to town.

by scotte61 September 06, 2006

ofb

1. Online Flirt buddy. One with whom one has some degree of cybersex.
A common four-letter word starting with F is frequently substituted for Flirt.

Her OFB got cold feet when he heard she was coming to town.

by scotte61 September 05, 2006