scott's definitions

muffed up

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

by scott January 30, 2004

buttum

ass, butt, sitter

Jenny's buttum is saggy and old.

by scott June 11, 2003

siloy

To be a player with unlimited game. To carry great weight in groin area.

I'm going to show her how siloy I can be. Damn, dude you're hung like a siloy.

by Scott September 2, 2003

squiddy

In Autumn when it's dull and grey and cloudy and it's been raining and everythings squiddy. Kinda like squishy.... maybe that's what I meant...

eeeew, the leaves are squiddy

by Scott August 24, 2004

Chappy

Chappy, pronoun, dereived from the name Chaplin Peter, a suspected pedifle at a summer camp chaplin, used to refer to ones'father unit

"hey jimmy, why's your chappy hitting your mon like that?"

by scott July 7, 2004

rtft

Read The Fucking Thread. For use in messageboards when someone posts before reading up on the conversation in a thread.

B: But wouldn't that be Fascism?
S: Dude, we already cleared that up, RTFT.

by Scott March 29, 2005

hosebag

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

by Scott April 3, 2003