whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.
"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.
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my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
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rejaculation

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.
"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.
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tragina

A tragina is a tragic vagina.
Staci called Muffy in tears.

"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
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pumping the shark

Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.
Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.

"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.

"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
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nignogatron

A nignogatron is a device for accelerating persons of the Afro-American persuasion to near the speed of light and colliding them into each other.
Neal was very proud when he finished the nignogatron in his basement, but his hopes were cruelly dashed when he couldn't find any volunteers.
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pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
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