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Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.
They are very frightening.
They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
by scodder May 20, 2010
Get the frighty whities mug.Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the monkey meat mug.When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the inside the park home run mug.Rimming a dog means giving a rimjob to a dog.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
Zoltan: Why are you sharpening that machete?
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
by scodder March 29, 2013
Get the rimming a dog mug.Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.
Can be quite noisy.
Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.
But they never got used to the screaming.
But they never got used to the screaming.
by scodder May 6, 2010
Get the monkey rape mug.Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 6, 2012
Get the squintercourse mug.Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
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