Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.
by scodder May 15, 2010

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
by scodder May 17, 2010

As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 02, 2010

After wrestling the escaped pig to the ground, Pig Detective McGarret looked over to his assistant and said: "Book ham Danno."
by scodder July 29, 2010

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
by scodder May 19, 2010

Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.
Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."
"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
by scodder June 21, 2010

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
by scodder July 22, 2010
