"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.
"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.
"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.
by scodder June 13, 2010
Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
by scodder June 07, 2010
Scooby Doo doo doo is Scooby Doo crap.
They had to stop filming the cartoon when Scooby dropped a huge steaming heap of Scooby Doo doo doo.
by scodder June 29, 2010
Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.
by scodder April 21, 2010
"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
by scodder May 19, 2010
With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.
by scodder March 23, 2010
Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
by scodder November 15, 2012