scodder's definitions
When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
Get the duck jizzmug. Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.
They are very frightening.
They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
by scodder May 20, 2010
Get the frighty whitiesmug. Rimming a dog means giving a rimjob to a dog.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
Zoltan: Why are you sharpening that machete?
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
by scodder March 29, 2013
Get the rimming a dogmug. Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the monkey meatmug. When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the inside the park home runmug. A queerleader is a male cheerleader who stirs up the male fans' enthusiasm with stroking, sucking and ass drilling.
When Rick saw the queerleaders heading for his section of the stands, he ran.
Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
by scodder April 30, 2010
Get the queerleadermug. Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.
Can be quite noisy.
Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.
But they never got used to the screaming.
But they never got used to the screaming.
by scodder May 6, 2010
Get the monkey rapemug.