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Definitions by scodder

homely sexual

A homely sexual is an ugly gay guy.
I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."
homely sexual by scodder June 28, 2010

squirrel nuts 

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.
Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.
squirrel nuts by scodder June 24, 2010

submarining with the cosby kids 

Submarining with the cosby kids means diving down as deep as you can, dropping some logs, and then racing them back to the surface.

Not so cool in a public pool.
Serena was totally impressed with how deep Larry could dive, until the dooks started surfacing, and she saw that he'd been submarining with the cosby kids.

She didn't leave a note.

maestrobation 

Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.

Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."

"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
maestrobation by scodder June 21, 2010

dropping the cosby kids off in hell 

Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.

Not a very popular activity.
When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.

He got no sympathy.
Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".
"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.
cuntus by scodder June 19, 2010

homo fart 

A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.
"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.

"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.

"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.

Luigi turned bright red and ran away.
homo fart by scodder June 16, 2010