Definitions by scodder
cat pants
Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.
Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"
"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
masterful bation
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.
They were wed soon after.
They were wed soon after.
masterful bation by scodder May 9, 2010
nubile fur pile
"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
nubile fur pile by scodder May 8, 2010
fudge picker
A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.
As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.
fudge picker by scodder May 7, 2010
horsetitute
As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.
The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
horsetitute by scodder May 6, 2010
bear your kittens
If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
bear your kittens by scodder May 6, 2010