dropping the cosby kids off in hell

Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.

Not a very popular activity.

When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.

He got no sympathy.

by scodder June 19, 2010

bear your kittens

If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"

If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.

When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.

by scodder May 06, 2010

submarining with the cosby kids

Submarining with the cosby kids means diving down as deep as you can, dropping some logs, and then racing them back to the surface.

Not so cool in a public pool.

Serena was totally impressed with how deep Larry could dive, until the dooks started surfacing, and she saw that he'd been submarining with the cosby kids.

She didn't leave a note.

by scodder June 21, 2010

hammorific

Hammorific means filled with the essence of hamster-ness.

Hammie, going for a spin on his hamster wheel, was quintessentially hammorific.

by scodder May 29, 2010

gummy bear

A gummy bear is one who hasn't wiped up after whacking it or getting some sweet bear booty.

Smokey was a very gummy bear after three hours of flogging the dolphin while watching internet porn.

by scodder April 25, 2010

Scooby Doo doo doo

Scooby Doo doo doo is Scooby Doo crap.

They had to stop filming the cartoon when Scooby dropped a huge steaming heap of Scooby Doo doo doo.

by scodder July 04, 2010

can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.

" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."

by scodder June 14, 2010