scodder's definitions

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

fireworks monkey

A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.

The screeching on the way up is amazing.

On the way down - not so much.

The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.

They were not disappointed.

by scodder June 5, 2010

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

rainbow trout

A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.

Very festive.

To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.

There was much applause.

by scodder May 14, 2010

Mayor McChode

Mayor McChode is a burgerland character who makes burgers heavily slathered with grundle cheese.

Mayor McChode was so stinky that none of the other burgerland characters except The Turdburglar would go near him.

by scodder April 28, 2010

inscrutable

An inscrutable girl is one who'll make out, but not put out.

Mona and I got to third base, but she proved to be totally inscrutable.

by scodder June 8, 2010

nignogatron

A nignogatron is a device for accelerating persons of the Afro-American persuasion to near the speed of light and colliding them into each other.

Neal was very proud when he finished the nignogatron in his basement, but his hopes were cruelly dashed when he couldn't find any volunteers.

by scodder April 16, 2010