Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
by scodder July 03, 2010
Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
by scodder June 01, 2010
Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.
A delicious snack.
A delicious snack.
Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.
"Whazzup?" he asked.
"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
"Whazzup?" he asked.
"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
by scodder May 19, 2010
Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.
Best to leave relatives out if it.
Best to leave relatives out if it.
"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.
"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.
"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.
by scodder June 28, 2010
Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
by scodder May 15, 2010
I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."
by scodder June 25, 2010
Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".
A very popular thing to say at parties.
A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 01, 2010