Rubber Lips

A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.

Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!

by Scotty April 06, 2003

Oral Fixator

1. The act of having an oral fixation for the wang
2. Some one fiendin for the cock

John is such an oral fixator

by Scotty November 22, 2003

Fat Slag Jill

A pig in knickers; a very ugly woman.

Jeezus! What a pig! Talk about Fat Slag Jill!

by Scotty April 06, 2003

gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 21, 2004

jam eater/s

children, kids, young ones.

i got like 5 jam eaters to feed at home

by scotty February 16, 2003

Carmody

Verb. To misspell.

The e-mail was full of carmodies.

by Scotty January 30, 2004

dang

Dang, is a term meaning Cigarette

Hey, Swing us a Dang

by Scotty July 31, 2004