satania's definitions

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005

Roundhead

1. A circumcised penis
2. A circumcised man

cf Cavalier

"Is he circumcised?"
"Yeah, he's a Roundhead"

by satania April 8, 2005

sex monkey

1. Someone who is fun to have sex with, usually slightly kinky
2. Someone who behaves in a sexy, 'naughty' manner

1. "That girl will try anything, she's an amazing sex monkey!"
2. "Andy's such a sex monkey- you realise he wasn't wearing boxers today?"

by satania April 9, 2005

db9

Highest possible praise for a person, event, or object

"Alex is a lovely bloke, simply db9"
"The party could not have been better, it was deffo db9"
"My new snowboard is db9- carves perfectly and has such a beautiful topsheet design!"

by satania April 9, 2005

sex kitten

1. Someone, usually female, who oozes sex appeal and is lots of fun to have sex with
2. Woman who has a plentiful supply of willing sex slaves

1. "Have you seen Jen? Sex kitten doesn't even begin to describe how sexy she is"
2. "I would perform any sexual favour for that woman"

by satania April 9, 2005

wombat

A truly tiptop person, great mate

"That guy is a such a wombat!"

by satania April 9, 2005

flamingo

An exceptionally slutty woman

"That Emily is just such a flamingo! She's slept with six different guys in the past week!"

by satania April 9, 2005