Dusty Nuts

Another word for "old balls". Nickname for old dirty men that hit on much younger women and leave onlookers disgusted. Or a good name for any older man in general

Sharon is getting hit on by old "Dusty Nuts" over there at the bar. He probably popped a Viagra before he came out tonight looking for a much younger piece of tail to stimulate his shriveled up pickle. Woof!

by SassyJax01 November 02, 2011

Tator Tits

A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.

Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"

by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012

Falker

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.

Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!

by SassyJax01 December 02, 2010

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

Nut Snuggie

Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.

Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.

After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.

by SassyJax01 February 06, 2012

Box Tag

When 2 girls punch or slap eachother in the crotch. Then saying "Tag your it." Just like the male version called Bag Tag.

Did you just see Heidi and Megan Box Tag each other? Woof, I wouldn't touch either one of them dirty skanks, your hand might rot and fall off!

by SassyJax01 December 08, 2010

Skank Tank

1) A unusually large women who gets drunk and hits on every guy in the bar hoping that by the end of the night they will be wasted enough to take her huge amazon ass home. She is usually built tall, very wide and thick skinned, thus making her look like an army tank while being skanky at the same time.

2) Or could be defined as a vehicle that "Grenades" ride in. (Ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a Skank Tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)

Ex: 1) Holy shit look at the Skank Tank working her magic on the drunk guy at the end of the bar. If he dies from suffacation we'll know why!

Ex: 2) Pretty sure that Skank Tank SUV them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. The tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.

by SassyJax01 December 08, 2010