Definitions by sassy

penis 

oh... a penis is... a whores best friend ! YUMMY!!

oh that whore sure loved that penis she was sucking on, oh right thats the only friend she has...L-O-S-E-R

penis by SASSY June 28, 2006

hygienical 

the act of becoming clean and presentable. can apply to people or things.

"i am going to go get all hygienical for my date with alissa- i hear she puts out!"

"no- you can't come over- my house is NOT hygienical right now"

hygienical by sassy May 23, 2005

Ti - dow

This is what you say to inform others at a party you've arrived.

Ti-dow! Let's get this party started!

Ti - dow by Sassy May 13, 2005

bidy 

the body of a prozac milkshake

wow- if he keeps fucking with me- i'm gunna bury his bidy!

bidy by sassy March 24, 2005

pile 

To have sex
To fuck some chick
or to fuck a guy

when talking about a ho (but not always)
"we're gonna go Pile"
"did you pile her last night?"

pile by Sassy March 22, 2005

lurp 

Something being gross; vile

Ew kelsey that's so lurp put it away!

lurp by sassy January 24, 2005

funchy 

Itch; excited; uncomfortable

"Hey Kels i'm getting kind of funchy in here!"

funchy by sassy January 24, 2005