Definitions by sandi68

slow on the uptake 

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.

My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.

slow on the uptake by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

lunasick 

The crazy people who show up in ER's during the full moon. Sort of a lunatic but with medical problems.

The ER is jammed with lunasicks tonight!

lunasick by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

two fries short of a happy meal 

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

two fries short of a happy meal by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

double dog dare 

To up the anty when trying to get someone to do something. Not as much as triple dog dare.

I emailed Kristyn and gave her a double dog dare to beat my many entries on urban dictionary!! I dont think she could do it!!!

double dog dare by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

one card short of a deck 

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

one card short of a deck by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

empty set 

1.The empty set is not the same thing as nothing; it is a set with nothing inside it. It's a mathmatical term.
2. The head of a stupid person.

Kevin is such an empty set. He's got nothing going on upstairs.

empty set by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

celestial care unit 

When you die after being in the hospital.

Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.

celestial care unit by Sandi68 April 28, 2006