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love fucked

being involved with someone or liking someone supremely and then getting shut down bc the counter part wants to remain friends instead.
sam: i wish we could make this night more special...*wink wink*
brook: me too.....but i think that u should know...... i just like u as a friend....
sam: NO!! i was totally just love fucked!
by samuel adams March 15, 2005
mugGet the love fuckedmug.

ass bass

insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.
nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!
by samuel adams February 10, 2005
mugGet the ass bassmug.

creamtastical

something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...
fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
mugGet the creamtasticalmug.

cunt crevase

the line that runs through a vagina; the most sensitive part of a womens privates most say.
chris: i was all up in chelsea's cunt crevase yesterday!!
kyle: coool!!
by samuel adams February 3, 2005
mugGet the cunt crevasemug.

scrotomascular

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.
jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
mugGet the scrotomascularmug.

sactascular

when you love someone so much that when u think of that person or of something about them ur scrotem starts to ache and want that person.
sam: man ur just so beautiful u... u are just sactascular.
brook: omg are u serious wow i love u...
by samuel adams February 13, 2005
mugGet the sactascularmug.

fuck nuckler

someone who *after having lots of lubed sex* asks the femal counter-part to spread there legs so that the person can eat them while fisting them with only there nuckles in.
jason: ok now spread ur legs for the fuck nuckler..
steph: ok i love it rough...
by samuel adams February 12, 2005
mugGet the fuck nucklermug.

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