ass bass

insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.

nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!

by samuel adams February 10, 2005

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.

jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!

by samuel adams February 03, 2005

orgasmus

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.

jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?

by samuel adams February 21, 2005

fuck nuckler

someone who *after having lots of lubed sex* asks the femal counter-part to spread there legs so that the person can eat them while fisting them with only there nuckles in.

jason: ok now spread ur legs for the fuck nuckler..
steph: ok i love it rough...

by samuel adams February 12, 2005

jpop

1. Name given to someone of the most unorthodox --- "gay" personality
2. Teenager with no pubescent characteristics whatsoever
3. Short; Small; Feeble; Weak; Slopped Shoulders; Not Funny
4. Younger brother is more masculine than the subject

God, that guy is such a jpop. He has no fucking pubes!

by Samuel Adams April 22, 2005

fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.

greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.

by samuel adams February 10, 2005