cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.
franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
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fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.
greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.
by samuel adams February 10, 2005
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cunt crevase

the line that runs through a vagina; the most sensitive part of a womens privates most say.
chris: i was all up in chelsea's cunt crevase yesterday!!
kyle: coool!!
by samuel adams February 04, 2005
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testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.
will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...
by samuel adams January 30, 2005
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creamtastical

something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...
fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
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shfifty five

the greatest number known to man from the american word the fucking collest shit ever... ever.
john: how many times did u do that sweet ass trick?!?!
marcus: like shfifty five times!!!
by samuel adams January 28, 2005
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bishop beater

someone (tipically male) who masturbates perfusely on a regualr schedule.
bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!
by samuel adams February 04, 2005
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