testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

whap

when u strike someone from a foreign country for the sole reason that u believe that if u arent american u dont deserve to be hear.

marco: i love this country!
billy: get the hell outa here u son a bitch!!!! *smack*
bobby: dude that foreigner just got the shit whapped outa himself!!!

by samuel adams February 05, 2005

whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.

jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!

by samuel adams February 04, 2005

fart spackler

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.

joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!

by samuel adams February 09, 2005

shfifty five

the greatest number known to man from the american word the fucking collest shit ever... ever.

john: how many times did u do that sweet ass trick?!?!
marcus: like shfifty five times!!!

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

bishop beater

someone (tipically male) who masturbates perfusely on a regualr schedule.

bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!

by samuel adams February 04, 2005