22 definitions by samuel adams

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.
jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!
by samuel adams February 4, 2005
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someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.
joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!
by samuel adams February 9, 2005
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something so amazing that u happen to say said word and proceding u shoot a huge load in ur pants.
emily: wow that was pretty incredible
shelby: yea that was omg...*cums* holy shit that was frickin orgasmic!!!
emily: i no!!!
by samuel adams February 3, 2005
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insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.
nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!
by samuel adams February 10, 2005
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some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.
jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?
by samuel adams February 22, 2005
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when something is so amazing that u cum.
franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
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something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...
fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
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