22 definitions by samuel adams

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something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.
jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
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something so amazing that u happen to say said word and proceding u shoot a huge load in ur pants.
emily: wow that was pretty incredible
shelby: yea that was omg...*cums* holy shit that was frickin orgasmic!!!
emily: i no!!!
by samuel adams February 02, 2005
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some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.
jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?
by samuel adams February 21, 2005
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insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.
nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!
by samuel adams February 10, 2005
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something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...
fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
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insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.
mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!
by samuel adams February 04, 2005
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when something is so amazing that u cum.
franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
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