ex husband

one who pulls himself excessively
by sam December 04, 2003
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Apache

A popular, free webserver that runs the majority of websites.
Microsoft only dreams of creating some as good as apache.
by Sam September 30, 2003
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Jew hawk

A mohawk or fohawk covering the head of a jew
(not to be confused with jewhawk a hawk that is jewish)
Hey Look at his Jew hawk
by Sam April 06, 2005
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cougar

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural cougars also cougar
Etymology: French couguar, modification of New Latin cuguacuarana, from Tupi siwasuarána, from siwasú deer + -rana resembling
Date: 1774
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in the 30s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. Although the term's urban use began pejoratively, it is now usually viewed as a compliment, as young men frequently seek out attractive cougars.
Related terms: puma lynx
John went home with that cougar last night. He is 18; she is 35. It must have been one hell of a night, since they are each peaking, sexually.
by Sam November 30, 2003
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Gert

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.
'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.
by Sam November 13, 2003
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blorp

by sam May 04, 2004
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:)

a smiling face but not as happy as :D
by Sam August 11, 2004
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