Angus Young

Cutest old guy i have ever seen, would love to spend a night with him.
Best part of ACDC.

i've got the jack

by Sam December 07, 2003

love lance

the schlong, a big big dong.

'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'

by sam April 05, 2004

tailpipe

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.

Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.

by Sam February 20, 2004

Mezzo-Soprano

The medium womon's singing voice. Plays evil characters; seductresses, vamps, occasionally teenage boys...

Listen to this... the lengendary mezzo-soprano character of Carmen... crooning her seductive Habañera...

by Sam October 27, 2004

Butt Log

A peice of extraordinarily brown poop

The Butt Log hung out of the window sill, wanting to jump out and end his sad little poopy life

by Sam June 11, 2002

glue bag

a plastic (usually primark) bag filled with the cheapest glue you can buy. this is then stuffed underneath the jacket and is held with the hand underneath the jacket. glue bags are particually common in west belfast and are often found hanging around the 'waterworks' of belfast. these people are quite dangerous as they do not have the faintest clue as of what is goin on around them. typically found talking to themselves.

mate what the hell like, you bin sniffin that glue?

by sam February 17, 2004

Doritos

The main staple of a nigger's diet.
Usually consumed with some extremely sweet fruit drink.

I can see that we're in Buffalo because there are hundreds of dirty niggers bumming fifty cents to buy a bag of Doritos.

by Sam June 02, 2005