sam's definitions

cock master

realy stupid and not doing what you expect it would

this computer is such a cock master

by sam November 5, 2003

404

Verb - to not work right. From internet explorer error message.

I can't get there, the site's 404ing again

by Sam January 17, 2004

kmao

kick my ass off. pioneered by rob. thought he was writing lmao. spazmo

Person 1: 'Something witty'
Rob: kmao

by Sam February 25, 2005

Lactate

a form of birth control

Lets have sex! Im on lactate

by Sam May 13, 2005

giddy

my brother when he is stoned

dude, i am feeling giddy

by sam June 23, 2004

Hahalamiao

Word used most commonly on instant messaging programs to show a moment of intense laughter. First came around when the words 'Haha'-meaning to laugh - and 'LMAO'-meaning to laugh ones arse off were fused together. Pronounced 'Hah-hah-lam-ee-ow.' Used most commonly in the North Hertfordshire town of Hitchin.

'Hahalamiao! That's incredibly funny!'

'OMFG Hahalamiao!!!!!'

by Sam September 1, 2008

Yeah but, no but...

Part of the incoherent string of words uttered by Vicky Pollard of Little Britain - and those in England who are like her (of which there are far too many)

Teacher: "Vicky, do you have that essay for me?"
Vicky: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but Keanu stole it from me but thats nothing because he fingered Meredith on the swings round the back of the school..."

by Sam January 3, 2005