sam's definitions

yoinky

Quirky; delicious; cool; also used as a substitute for multiple terms in calculus functions

"His yoinky wife agitated the entire school board"

"This salmon sandwich tastes yoinky with these steak fries, Lester."

To find the length of 'C', apply the yoinky theorem: A squared + B squared = C squared

by Sam May 6, 2003

Countertenor

The highest male voice; in speaking and singing, countertenors have the normal range of a tenor, but are able, by singing in falsetto, to go higher, into the contralto/alto range, mezzo-soprano range, and, with the great ones, into the soprano range.

They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.

Is that a female alto singing...? It sounds different... it's probably a countertenor.

by Sam October 29, 2004

electoral college

Bull shit idea that makes it so the person who won the popular vot, usually doesn't become president.

Hey Gore won the popular vote! But we're still stuck with Bush!

by Sam April 4, 2005

shebundo

Shebundo is when your friend is just acting like a right juntler and you wanna let them know they need to pull their head in, so you hit em with a “get shubundoed m8” or if you just want to throw out a preemptive “m5 you’re cruising on a river straight into shebundo town”

I guess shebundo just implies harm in a weird undefinable way, ethereal malice, general Ill will and hostility, but in a super playful ultimately non threatening way.

Oi M9 I think you need to put down the juntle juice and sort yourself out before I serve you a piece of shebundo pie

by sam April 14, 2021

chocolate corn dog

when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick gets all chocolatey and with orn in the shit and the center is the dog

man after i fucked my butt sex buddy, jesus in the ass i had a massive chocolate corndog

by sam February 2, 2005

pinchy

a little pipe, not a spoon, with no vertical bowl porturuding from the horizontal "tube" or pipe.

===< <-insert shit there, because that is a pinchy.

i just picked up this pinchy, man. it fits right in my pocket. i just pull it out and hit it and its all good.

by sam February 25, 2005

carson kressley

star of queer eye for the straight guy, which is undoubtedly the coolest reality tv show. ever. also one of the top coolest gay guys alive today, even outside the world of reality tv. dominant male of the fab five.

im crassey for kressley!

by sam March 3, 2005