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Superdouche

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.
No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.
by Sam March 17, 2005
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dudewhore

Dudewhore

(N) One who perpetuates his own social status through the use of raw muscle, or pictures taken with modern electronics, in order to impress girls. The dudewhore often travels alone, or with few others, due to the fact that having more people means less individual attention. He is often mistaken for an A+F model, so it's all good.

(V) The act of being a dudewhore.
(N) The dudewhore looked over his shoulder at the bar, sized up his prey, and readied the picture of his abs on his cellphone.

(V) He proceeded to dudewhore as he had never done before.
by Sam March 17, 2005
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banana phone

a phone that is a banana. also a song by raffi
by sam May 13, 2005
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bezatine

Chain to be worn around neck
"Is that a 30 inch bezatine?"
by Sam May 13, 2005
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She isn't real/ He isn't real

Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.
He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!
by Sam May 13, 2005
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Samandega

An Island on the sea of chronic. The state of being high.
This weed will take you to Samandega with a first class ticket
by Sam March 20, 2005
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shitten

get out side shitten!!!
by sam March 21, 2005
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