sam's definitions

Evil Pete

Evil Pete is "not just misunderstood". A complete manwhore who likes to get too involved with certain women, leaving him emotionally retarted and continually mooing like a woman would do.

No-one makes more mooing noises than Evil Pete

I wouldn't touch her, even with Evil Pete's

by Sam March 10, 2003

Boogadious

The state of being cool and pimpin' it up like zeyar or ferg (mainly ferg).

To know what zeyar means look up zeyar in urban dictionary.

Johann was very boogadious during homecoming.

by Sam November 17, 2004

prepone

A backformation created from the word "postpone," created by replacing "post" with "pre" to convey a nebulous sense of what the user has in mind with respect to sequential or temporal placement of something. A non-word with a limited currency in technically oriented circles, has yet to gain widespread or consistent use in authoritative dictionaries considered to uphold legitimate standards of usage by linguistically or verbally sophisticated language users, who think it rebarbative. Some nonauthorities subscribe to the school of thought that the word is formed from the eating of corn pone, biscuit-like food commonly eaten at breakfast by industrious tillers of the soil in rural regions of the U.S., who couldn't always wait for the corn pone to finish baking before eating it, necessitating their eating of "prepone" for breakfast. With migration trends tending to flow from countryside to city, prepone came to be adopted for more loose or general use to refer to things that occur before originally planned.

1. "Discussion of having writing training for our engineers so the clarity and style of their writing will equal their elevated intelligence and contribution to our company, has been preponed from next week's agenda to this week." 2. "Doggone it Ma, I gots to mosey on down to the field - jes fetch me some prepone an' I'll be gittin' on."

by sam September 12, 2003

red nose

pussy, vagina

show us your red nose -Ali G

by Sam April 29, 2004

divet chin

johnathong a dot in the middle of someones chin

hey hes got a divet chinn

by sam January 6, 2004

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 6, 2003

cuntsterbator

one who fingers pussy

hi vicky, would you like me to cuntsterbate you?

by sam July 27, 2003