sam's definitions

mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!

After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom

by Sam February 22, 2003

shitten

a shit of a kitten, naughty kitten

get out side shitten!!!

by sam March 21, 2005

jairs

A counter-strike player on 56k.

His connection lets him handle 3 bit packets per second, and approximately 2 vowels and 8 consonants per 3 seconds on the microphone.

See 56k and slow and diol.

God damn this jairs piece of jairs I wish this jairs didn't jairs on me GOD JAIRS DAMN JAIRS THIS!

by sam April 10, 2004

orgle

the sound one makes when one is completely, utterly in love, often delivered in a quail-like coo

Orgle! Orgle! Orgle!

by Sam June 22, 2006

special sauce

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet

'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'

by Sam October 11, 2004

jiz

Spunk.

Its basicly a shorter word for semen, god knows why people dont just call it cum.

"I just put my hand in your jiz didnt i."

"Yes you did al"

by Sam November 17, 2003

muhallywop

muhallywop is a rare and special virus that makes the person who has it one of the coolest people ever

sam got muhallywop so now alyssa has to be nice to him because of all his new friends that he will make, she's just mad because girls named alyssa are inherently immune. oh well, i'm sure she's happy with her causticum

by sam January 20, 2005