sam's definitions

iT'S OVER!!!

To end a comic about four teen girls.

iT'S OVER!!!

by Sam September 26, 2003

bulh

A term used in any situation. Done by speaking into ones cheek.

"Hey Sam, did you clean your room"
"Bulh"

"Is it true that you are the kid that boned the ugly fuck in the year below us?"
"Bulh"

by Sam April 2, 2004

Castrato

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.

Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?

by Sam October 29, 2004

kielbassa brain

lame brain, idiot

That Sulkosky dude sure has a kielbassa brain.

by sam September 26, 2003

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

special k

otherwise known as ketamine,k. special k is a dissociative that can either be snorted or injected into the muscle. it makes you unable to control your body like a tranquilizer would. what it does on the mind is another story. it sems like you enter into a different world were you dont understand anything that is going on.

eg a friend of m ine didnt understand what she was meant to do with a chair. ie what way she was meant to sit on it.

by sam February 17, 2004

tosswinkle

Made myself, well at least i hope nobody else has come up with it. Means somewhere between a tosser and terriwinkle... just a stupid thing to call your friends when they be dumb

'Err your a tosswinkle craig!'

by sam July 27, 2004