487 definitions by sam

fanny rag

A sanitary towel, used for mopping up fanny spew.

I'm gonna pop to the lav honey, my fanny rag is drenched

by sam February 28, 2004

ogre

someone who unintentionally walks through walls and other things
ie: Elan

Dude 1: Dude, Elan just walked through the wall!
Dude 2: I know hes such an ogre

by sam November 24, 2003

County Prep

vo tech school where cool guy like samuel goes too...

samuel goes to county prep.

by sam February 19, 2003

doomblader

biggest fag on earth that cannot spell and use correct sentences

doomblader is a retard

by sam April 13, 2005

herring

one who posseses red/pink/orange hair

Jarrad is the biggest herring, his hair could stop traffic.

by sam July 2, 2004

ex husband

one who pulls himself excessively

see wanker

by sam December 5, 2003

puma

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pumas also puma
Etymology: Spanish, from Quechua
Date: 1777
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in her 40s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. When pumas are attractive and well-maintained, they are typically coveted by younger males.
Related terms: cougar lynx

That puma is really fit. I'd love to jag her.

by sam November 30, 2003