sam's definitions

jorbs

Red Neck talk for Jobs, can be used in a sentence to form a derrogatory statement.

"They took our Jorbs"

by Sam January 30, 2005

gling gling

silver jewelry

by sam July 8, 2003

flash

a south london MC,MC Flash,hes a quick as a flash an is 1 of da sickest MCs about hes on da pirate radio station Delight.FM

raah!mc flash cum down last nite an ripped it up bruv!

by Sam August 1, 2004

NONK

this can mean anything you want it can be used as an insult or as a silly name to call someone

nonk or nonkette

shut it you nonk

by Sam November 26, 2003

slobber dog

v. To administer oral sex on a male

Sally refuses to swallow when slobber dogging her boyfriend.

by Sam October 22, 2003

RDF

Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

Steve Jobs is extremely demanding of all those around him and has a very low tolerance for anything but excellence. Because he can be shockingly blunt in his dealings with others, he is often portrayed as abusive, but this is dead wrong. He simply demands/expects great things from everyone around him. I honestly believe he can't understand why anyone would want to waste their time doing anything less than great.

by Sam March 21, 2005

Captain Quack

Online retailer of Rubber Ducks.

I bought this duck at Captain Quack.

by sam August 4, 2003