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Sexual position: man standing near bed, his partner does a handstand, (facing through his legs) then he picks her up by he waist (must be strong!) and brings her pussy up to his lips while she slides his cock into her mouth. A tight hug stabilizes.
I prefer petite blondes with naked pussies for upside-down 69. It takes strength and coordination, and the lighter the load, the longer it lasts.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
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My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
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Get the Fever Lever mug.n. (see revenge fuck, lesbian) A heterosexual woman who has sex with another woman, then breaks the news in great detail to her either a) cheating or already ex-boyfriend/husband.
After Jane found out Billy Bob was cheating on her with his own sister Honey, she went revengebian on him and fucked Honey too.
by saint_adventure November 12, 2014
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by saint_adventure October 1, 2014
Get the Farmers Market mug.He unzipped and hunted through his boxers to pull out his fully engorged 2-inch chiquita banana; it was okay for anal anyway.
by saint_adventure October 3, 2014
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