Sexual position: man standing near bed, his partner does a handstand, (facing through his legs) then he picks her up by he waist (must be strong!) and brings her pussy up to his lips while she slides his cock into her mouth. A tight hug stabilizes.
I prefer petite blondes with naked pussies for upside-down 69. It takes strength and coordination, and the lighter the load, the longer it lasts.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
by saint_adventure October 02, 2014
My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.
by saint_adventure October 17, 2014
n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
We're Biwaxual: We started waxing each other to save bucks, and now we wouldn't do it any other way.
by saint_adventure October 02, 2014
He unzipped and hunted through his boxers to pull out his fully engorged 2-inch chiquita banana; it was okay for anal anyway.
by saint_adventure October 03, 2014