shine

-noun
A black person, used disparagingly.
(Origin: early 20th century, from shoeshine, for the fact they often shine shoes for richer white folks.) See also jigaboo, jig, porchmonkey, nigger.

"I can't believe I let those freaking shines sell me that sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 01, 2008

bum rush

To attack someone or something by wildly charging them full force with no sort of tact or skill other than one's own momentum and possibly the backs and sides of their fists as they randomly flail them out of rage, but certainly consisting of no precisely swung blows.

"Dude, Charlie just bum rushed me!"

by saggy sammy July 10, 2008

saggy sammy

A way to draw an elephant head so that it looks like a cock and balls.

"It's not a cock, it's an elephant. It's saggy sammy!"

by saggy sammy August 02, 2008

sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 01, 2008

ort

-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"

by saggy sammy August 01, 2008

haole

-noun (pronounced "howlie")
Used by native Hawaiians to refer to white folks. Means "round-eye".

"Hey haole!"

by saggy sammy August 03, 2008

bumrush

To attack someone or something by wildly charging them full force with no sort of tact or skill other than one's own momentum and possibly the backs and sides of their fists as they randomly flail them out of rage, but certainly consisting of no precisely swung blows. Also bum rush.

"Dude, Charlie just bumrushed me!"

by saggy sammy August 01, 2008