shocka

When two fingers are inserted into a girl vaginally, and the pinky is inserted into the anus.

"Mark Senior really gave that girl the shocka."

by sarah March 22, 2003

Yeah, it is nice out.

A response to a question of which you have no idea what their referring to (most likely due to inattentive listening or general indifference to the subjest matter)

James: I am going to punch your lights out you freak!
Bob: Yeah, it is nice out.

Sarah: Does this outfit make me look fat?
James: Yeah, it is nice out.

by SARAH December 16, 2004

teacher

A WONDERFUL PERSON! Somone you can trust and they (no matter what) will always be there for you!!

wow im so glad i have teachers that actually CARE about me!

by Sarah May 13, 2005

Richie Sambora

FABulous guitarist, THE most gorgeous muso on the planet, ever. Pure, raw guitar-playing energy. Beautiful.

Richie looks so gorgeous with that guitar held aloft.

by Sarah October 21, 2003

newo

The funniest, drop dead gorgeous hunk of man meat that you will ever come across in your life. Has a knack for resting on his kickstand/third leg

Damn newo is a sexy beast

by sarah May 03, 2004

Brother Dan

My crazy new brother who sits next to me in Graphic Design. There used to be another Dan there, but he turned into a kid named Josh. Therefore, I told Josh that his new name is Dan and he said he could be my brother. Alex is my father in-law because I married his daughter and we have a son named Billy.

Brother Dan's computer is going to self-destruct in less than four minutes unless he gets back from that presentation downstairs!

by Sarah February 11, 2005

Shat

past tense of shit

I shat on your head yesterday

by Sarah December 28, 2003