ryancflam's definitions

Friendshrink

(N) An overly indoctrinated psychologist or psychiatrist (slang: shrink) that responds to make friends at every problem that is shared with him. Probably watched at least 3 seasons of MLP, a portmanteau of the words "friendship" and "shrink".

Example 1:
Person: MY ARM HAS BEEN CUT OFF
Friendshrink: make a friend, he will give you the arm you need!
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Person: MY MOTHER HAS BEEN KILLED, WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO??!
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will be the mother you lost
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Person: I AM DONE WITH IT ALL, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND END IT
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will emphasize with your sadness and perhaps kill himself with you!

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Example 2:
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: *proceeds to show an entire essay against it*
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: but I answered-
Friendshrink: You need friends, I am giving you helpful advice
Person: I told you why it's not good for me
Friendshrink: ...
Friendshrink: You need friends.

by ryancflam December 1, 2019

Litecoin

The world's second cryptocurrency (Bitcoin as first). Litecoin uses the hashing algorithm Scrypt, which is quite similar to Dogecoin.

Holy crap, this mining rig is awesome, I'm gonna mine some Litecoin with it!

by ryancflam June 16, 2016

Ums

(V) The act of sacking or removing an individual for absolutely no reason at all from an organisation or place for a prolonged period of time, typically for three years or more.

This job sucks! The boss seems to be umsing all his new employees!

by ryancflam June 9, 2019

CloroxEnergyDrink

A delicious and healthy drink that will totally not kill one’s brain cells.

Drink some CloroxEnergyDrink to get super brain powers.

by ryancflam December 22, 2018

Dogecoin

An online decentralized cryptocurrency which was originally created as a joke. Similar to Litecoin, Dogecoin uses the hashing algorithm, Scrypt.

Dogecoin worths almost nothing, how come you believe that Dogecoin will rise?

by ryancflam June 16, 2016

Neo

1. (V) To raid, usually about raiding Minecraft/Discord servers.

2. (N) A person who is really delusional, or “flawed”.

(Censored version: n**)

1. Hey, can we neo this server? Never mind, someone else already neod it.

2. Don’t be such a neo.

by ryancflam December 21, 2018

Ryanair

(V) To perform a hard/shitty landing.

The captain just ryanaired, we are scared and have shat our pants.

by ryancflam January 30, 2019