David when he is eating ducks
Apple juice: Hey want to get some ducks
Dandelion: nonno remember how David gets
David: excuse me
Apple juice: oh right he gets dandis
Dandelion: nonno remember how David gets
David: excuse me
Apple juice: oh right he gets dandis
by ryan_schenk May 23, 2019

Person 1: Wow what a nice day for a cup of coffee
Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)
Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)
by ryan_schenk May 18, 2019

by ryan_schenk May 23, 2019

Tati: Hey Jeffree thx for the pink wig
Jeffree: Yes but beware dogs crave my wigs.
Tati: oh no G00s!
Jeffree: damn dogs (creates new eyeshadow palette)
Jeffree: Yes but beware dogs crave my wigs.
Tati: oh no G00s!
Jeffree: damn dogs (creates new eyeshadow palette)
by ryan_schenk May 29, 2019

When ur pizza rolls r done
by ryan_schenk May 15, 2019

Chief Unchakalaka: Let us sacrifice this white man-
Neena: you forgot our Qhats, Chief.
Chief: ooPs-
Neena: stabs white man anyways and eats his pancreas
Neena: you forgot our Qhats, Chief.
Chief: ooPs-
Neena: stabs white man anyways and eats his pancreas
by ryan_schenk June 01, 2019

Amanda: Hm, What the heck I have this expired strios in my desk.
Ninea: aye that’s my favorite snacc, with some pancreas on the side-
Amanda: what the flapaclap
Ninea: aye that’s my favorite snacc, with some pancreas on the side-
Amanda: what the flapaclap
by ryan_schenk June 24, 2019
