Dandis

David when he is eating ducks

Apple juice: Hey want to get some ducks
Dandelion: nonno remember how David gets

David: excuse me

Apple juice: oh right he gets dandis

by ryan_schenk May 23, 2019

Hoars

what Shrek is classified as when he has a gun

Person 1: Wow what a nice day for a cup of coffee

Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)

by ryan_schenk May 18, 2019

Qhat

Indians wear this when they are sacrificing a white man to their Indian god, Oppydoopy.

Chief Unchakalaka: Let us sacrifice this white man-
Neena: you forgot our Qhats, Chief.
Chief: ooPs-
Neena: stabs white man anyways and eats his pancreas

by ryan_schenk June 01, 2019

whato

Whato, a word that is a secret word for die.

Kylie: Kendall your such a cunt give me my brown dress1!1!1!

Kendall: Whato, Kylie.

by ryan_schenk May 23, 2019

G00s

The thing you say when your dog is eating your pink wig jeffree star gave to you.

Tati: Hey Jeffree thx for the pink wig

Jeffree: Yes but beware dogs crave my wigs.
Tati: oh no G00s!
Jeffree: damn dogs (creates new eyeshadow palette)

by ryan_schenk May 29, 2019

Putseed

When ur pizza rolls r done

Hey hey hey don’t go in my shed

What

Wait I need to go get my pizza rolls they are putseed
Oh ok

by ryan_schenk May 15, 2019

Pooe

A new subject that is being entered in schools, it’s teaching children about the Kardashians and their history.

Teacher: Hlo students welcome to pooe class today we’re learning about the infamous Khloe Kartrashian.
Neena: um it’s Kardashian.
Teacher: I don’t care now everyone knows that Khloe is not Robert Kardashian’s real daughter right?
Stoodent: Yea duh Kris is not fooling anyone with her lIeS!!!
Neena: actually-
Teacher: SHUT UP NEENA!
Neena: I will eat you and sprinkle your pancreas with salt

And that’s the tEa!1!1!1!!1

by ryan_schenk June 22, 2019