ryan's definitions

afterspect

1: A combination of afterword and retrospect
2: If you don't know what afterword or retrospect mean, you are a moron and probably found this website or even turned on the computer by total mistake, and you probably can't even read. HAHA you are stupid, you might be a monkey in one of those experiments where they put 1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters (computers in this day and age) and try to write the american novel. So basically, you only get response by words like banana. BANANA!!!! now, do I have your attention? Stupid monkey....

Janelle: Well in afterspect, I would still like a banana.
Anyone who knows the english language: What the hell does afterspect mean?

by Ryan March 29, 2003

hidey

hidey is funny and cools.. and is owned by kafwin :(

looks! it's hidey!! *says hi*

by ryan December 22, 2004

Goth

A weird, frightening person with a hideous, satanic appearance. Love to wear black clothing (usually with chains) and makeup. Hair often tends to be NOT one of the four natural colors. They act like they're devil-worshippers and are really looking like that just to scare people away.

Shit, I can scare people away just by clenching my fists and having a pissed off expression on my face; I don't need to go looking like that. (see also carnies, circus freaks, anti-christ, satanic

by Ryan March 15, 2007

elephant

an elephant is almost all japanese without a circumsized penis yuta to be exact

yuta

by ryan May 26, 2003

Pimp

A guy who is extremly admirable. Especially good with the ladies.

"Yo check him out wit all the hunnies! What a pimp!"

by Ryan May 10, 2004

Coto

A male who takes part in the action of vacuuming with the utilization of his mouth upon his father's penis.

James loves the fact that he's a coto for various reasons, including the taste.

by Ryan November 7, 2003

lanford

Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.

"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.

by Ryan December 6, 2004