Definitions by ryan

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

schmob by ryan November 20, 2003

Buffone

Sexy Beast

J.C-Buffone I think ur a HOTTY
Buffone-Nah Im a SEXY BEAST!!!!

Buffone by Ryan November 19, 2003

turkey tits 

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

turkey tits by ryan November 19, 2003

Get Awesome 

The act of getting drunk.

Im gonna get awesome tonight

Get Awesome by Ryan November 17, 2003

d-day

1. June 6, 1994

2. Designated day; unnamed day on which operations commence or are scheduled to commence.

The Allies stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, June 6, 1944

d-day by Ryan November 17, 2003

RPI 

one of the best engineering schools in the world... but trust me, you won't think so while you're there.

see: Troy, NY

RPI by Ryan November 17, 2003

Bidness 

1. An entity that provides a good or service.

2. One's own personal affairs.

3. A friend's mother.

1. Ma hos are my bidness.

2. Fools be up in ma bidness.

3. I handle my bidness quite well.

Bidness by Ryan November 17, 2003