ryan's definitions

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

Buffone

Sexy Beast

J.C-Buffone I think ur a HOTTY
Buffone-Nah Im a SEXY BEAST!!!!

by Ryan November 19, 2003

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

Get Awesome

The act of getting drunk.

Im gonna get awesome tonight

by Ryan November 17, 2003

d-day

1. June 6, 1994

2. Designated day; unnamed day on which operations commence or are scheduled to commence.

The Allies stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, June 6, 1944

by Ryan November 17, 2003

RPI

one of the best engineering schools in the world... but trust me, you won't think so while you're there.

see: Troy, NY

by Ryan November 17, 2003

Bidness

1. An entity that provides a good or service.

2. One's own personal affairs.

3. A friend's mother.

1. Ma hos are my bidness.

2. Fools be up in ma bidness.

3. I handle my bidness quite well.

by Ryan November 17, 2003