ryan's definitions
Eletric Shock Protection. This is found is walkmans and other protable cd players. It keeps the cd from skipping
by Ryan May 13, 2005
Get the espmug. Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning
Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag
by Ryan December 11, 2003
Get the duche bagmug. (gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.
holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.
by Ryan November 23, 2003
Get the guavingmug. by Ryan April 29, 2003
Get the Vumplermug. The supreme definition of cool. A short guy that can perform very heroic feats such as suck his own penis. I have seen it before, i have it on videotape, i have masturbated to the video. He can also orgasm for hours. I have that also on video tape.
Hey look at that hot guy, doesnt he remind u of a Waz 2 da Qaz, come on lets take off our pants and masturbate to that guy
by Ryan August 21, 2003
Get the Waz 2 da Qazmug. by Ryan August 13, 2003
Get the Tupperwhoremug. 