ryan's definitions

Dagening

When you tuck your t-shirt into your blue jeans(without a belt), while wearing pasty white gym shoes. This look is commom for males around the ages of 30-40.

Look at that old fuck. He is dagening

by Ryan February 10, 2004

Ass Pony

Jerk, Asshole, or being rude

Don't be an ass pony!

by Ryan February 12, 2004

spawn

To reproduce and participate in sexual activities. Also just a really cool way to say 'Have Sex'

Well sir, I spawned with your daughter last night

by Ryan April 4, 2005

mo mo

eliphant testical

by ryan May 22, 2003

oopsie

While farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but I had an oopsie instead!

by Ryan August 21, 2002

Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

by Ryan December 27, 2003

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003