ryan's definitions

miss jabberwock

A beauty contest for African-American girls.

Dude, my girlfriend is Miss Jabberwock!

by Ryan May 3, 2004

John F. Kennedy

The best president this country has ever had.

That's really all there is to it.

by Ryan August 13, 2004

bidness

to beat a niggas or bitdh ass

if dat nigga kepp fyckin im a give him the bidness

by Ryan December 1, 2004

sucky-shitty

Overhead from a teenage girl in the late 1990s. A period adjective for something that is both shitty and sucks.

"I lost my lunch money on the way to school."

"How sucky."

"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."

"Shitty!"

"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."

by Ryan December 12, 2004

burgered

A state of extreme and utter munt, usually whilst out clubbing or at trash-ons the following day.

"Fuck...im burgered"

by Ryan June 11, 2006

Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

by Ryan April 20, 2005

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005