ryan's definitions

ricer

The owner of a weedeater that has a car body on it...

I hate rice... Buy real power

by Ryan February 14, 2004

beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005

nomuken

Ken Nomura. One of the top japanese drifters. smokes his tires a lot! usually drives a skyline and is the monkey man!

where's nomuken he won 3rd place at D1GP?

by ryan February 28, 2004

road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

by Ryan December 1, 2004

have fun in bed

Usually means 'good night', used when dismissing friends at a social gathering.

"Have fun in bed", I said to my mom, as she retired for the night.

by Ryan March 21, 2004

Triceratops

A sexual position where only the index, middle, and pinky fingers are used. The first two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the remaining one is shoved up the ass.

Chris Miller: I just want to give that woman the "Triceratops."
Us: Shut up, Miller

by Ryan November 14, 2003

tea cult crew

Summer of 2004 when the fad was to sit around with your friends and drink cups of tea. the group u had your tea with was known as your "TCC"

"Mum put the kettle on, the TCC are coming over"

by Ryan April 13, 2004