14 definitions by ryan goat cheese

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.
check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!
by ryan goat cheese March 15, 2007
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N. - A severed hand that hides under your pillow and gives you evil wet willies that cause nightmares.
As revenge for shaving off her eyebrows, Janet placed a Thermonan under Susan's pillow to keep her from getting a good night sleep.
by ryan goat cheese January 12, 2010
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(fl-ah-n jI-nah-sIde) event- its when you find a dead stripper in giant cake.
sgt Murphy will cover the flanginacide case at the bachelor party.
by ryan goat cheese March 15, 2007
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Sack of air located in the abdomen.
Steven went to the doctor to investigate stomach pains, and the doctor said it was just a snoodleypooch.
by ryan goat cheese March 7, 2007
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verb/noun - an expression of surprised anger. To blurt out as a swear. Referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.

a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of Janet's shower. She cried out schfnork when slipping in it.
by ryan goat cheese March 14, 2007
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N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.
Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.
by ryan goat cheese January 12, 2010
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(g-air-f) v. the act of vomiting food or objects that you did not eat.

n. mysterious vomit
Jose's gairf had spaghetti in it although he hadn't ate spaghetti in over a year.
by ryan goat cheese March 15, 2007
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